February 2012
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whenever i think of red hair i think of this kid i had a crush on when i was younger and he was so gross.
and i’m always like,
It's still not working.
I mean, it’s been all day.
“No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...”
– President Barack Obama (via 1612th)
ieroismyhero:
wentzporta:
raise your hand if you think patrick stump is untalented
hey where’d all your hands go
lol omg
hahahhaha
Reblog this if you love Patrick Stump.
lipglosssmile:
falloutboy-:
asoulworthtwohats:
I wanna see how many notes this will get.
FOREVER
AND EVER
always.
things i do when i fangirl:
bittersweetirony:
smile until jaw feels like breaking
make seizure-like body movements
make random hand gestures
if alone, scream loudly
if not alone, scream internally
if doesn’t care, scream anyway
run around the house then back
weep
weep but don’t let tears fall
make some ugly noises that are actually supposed to sound happy
hug something
claw something
pull hair
sigh
try saying...
patrickthestump:
omg how can people be mean to Patrick… like seriously he has done nothing wrong… seriously people -__-
CAN YOUR MAC DO THIS? DIDN’T THINK...
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
A message to all teens from me:
tanyabaxter:
Please do not remove your nipples that is just weird and Jesus does not approve of it.
"I'm going to bed."
hand: *accidentally scrolls down page*
eyes: *accidentally looks at posts*
fingers: *accidentally reblogs several things*
brain: *accidentally forgets to go to bed*
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abandoned-by-the-sane:
That moment you realize Gerard Way has kissed more men than you..
jasonfreese:
does anyone else have inside jokes with themselves because i know i do
dictionary definition of blog: a shared on-line journal where people can post diary entries about their personal experiences and hobbies
me: **posts about personal experiences and hobbies**
me: **loses followers**
overplayed:
embarrass yourself
spend the rest of your life remembering that moment and dying a little more inside each time you do
jamjalex:
if the best things in life are free why do concert tickets cost money
hyperbolequeen:
serious question what did cave women do when they got their period
If I was hot my followers would talk to me.
dudewheresmytardis:
there’s a special place in hell for people who stop and socialize in the middle of the hallway.
ccoughsyrup:
a universal feeling i get when i write something new
dillpickleweekes:
and on the sixth day, satan said, “let there be uggs”
absolute weight loss problem right here.
friend: eats mcdonalds and is still skinny
me: eat a peanut and i gain 10 pounds
winterg0re:
I weigh a lot.
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